"There's No Crying In Baseball"

I hope to keep this post short and to the point. We will see how it goes.

A couple of weeks ago I attended the Royals game, sitting in what were the best seats i have ever had in my life. It was a lovely afternoon in the low 90s with a radiant sun beating against our faces; a stereotypical baseball day. It was during the phenomenon, known as the Seventh Inning Stretch, in which a young gentleman had hopped out on to the field and ran like a mad man. Within a matter of seconds a security guard had tackled him as it were nothing. Sure, we hear about these happening all the time, but I must admit, I wish it were me.