This is Mallory. I must admit, I am a little harsh on her at sometimes, but it's all in good fun. Usually if one were going to describe Mallory, one might make a remark on her tall stature or maybe comment about her obsession with cats, but me, I choose her "mother-esque" qualities as the pinnacle of my presentation. For starters, she likes to bake for groups of people. Combine this with her tall stature, her natural love for giving hugs, and her infatuation with felines, the term "mom" fits quite nicely. Or perhaps crazy cat lady. Take your pick.
For the seven weeks following my girlfriend's departure to France next Friday, Mallory is to be my replacement date for things like dinners and such. For those of you who don't know nor understand my group of friends, this is purely a joke and holds no real substance when considering the American term "date" nowadays. She is simply way too tall, and I way too short, to ever seriously date, besides, I just finished writing about how she is motherly.
A short, contemporary biography of Mallory would include her love for art and young hippies. If you would like to contact her, she is the tallest female roaming the hills of Lawrence, Kansas, where she proudly calls herself a jayhawk.
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