Did the aliens build the pyramids? I know that is the question on everyone's mind nowadays, and to be quite frank with you, the answer is yes. Clearly precise angles and flawless margins between each brick point to a more advanced civilization other than our own. After much research, the only feasible conclusion is that some type of humanoid specimen with the ability to use flashlights 4,000 years ago had to construct these marvelous pieces of architecture. Oh yes, I am talking about the Scientologists.
No, but in all seriousness, there are people out there who fully believe that extraterrestrials came to this earth and for the exchange of our goods, built the pyramids. I find this theory flawed for a couple reasons, one being, why the heck would they provide us with ornamentation? Couldn't they have given us something useful like UFOs or a time machine? Secondly, humans have built the city of Dubai into a mega city in just 19 years. Sure, technology is more advanced, but given Egypt's uncanny ability to utilize mass number of slaves, doesn't it sound reasonable that they were the ones who poured their sweat and blood into this massive project? If I were one of them watching from heaven, I would be pissed and appalled that darn aliens are plagiarizing my work.
Maybe I am just biased considering I am an Anthropology student and my first goal is to give mankind the benefit of the doubt. Theoretically, I could be wrong, and well, if I am then I guess I have some explaining to do to ET one day.
Thank you, Chester Mack Bain, for the Alien theory. Where would my brain be without your wisdom?
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