Death Only Comes Once

There comes a point in a man's (or woman's) life when you must think about the ideal way to die. For many this means going out quietly and painlessly, for others it means quick and to the point, but for me, I want to go out in the coolest way possible. A couple of my friends and I have researched some of the best possible ways to exit this life, but my favorite thus far still has to be 8th century punishment for being a prophet. For those of you who didn't know, this entitles being sawed in half, with a wooden saw, while you're still awake. Sure, this might be painful and a tad bit brutal, but what's important here is to think about the bragging rights you will receive in heaven.

Post Script: Please feel free to give suggestions on ways to kick the bucket.